FRIDAY! its been eons since i went out with victoria and lihui. thought we would reach vt late, but the train was fast. waited eternity for nat! she lost her way so victoria went to find her. me and lihui stayed behind to wait for jasmine and geri. they had the tix so yeah..we almost missed 1/3 of the show. ): damn damn scary can. like the last min, then they came. and the prob was, they were wearing heels, so cant run! lol super funny. ok anyway made it in time. coppelia was a WOW. my heart almost dropped out/stop beating. haha you wish!

blah blah. performance finished at like 10.30pm or what. we all went backstage to find ganpin. haha we know the backstage so well(: got reminded of the time when me and victoria had to babysit those irksome ppl. stoned for hours lol. anw, found ganpin and started to take pics haha. met the mad scientist (he's much shuaier in real life!) and toru (he's really gay and shy) and blah..

ok, so its like almost 11pm. walked to macs (victoria didnt even know that macs was still there or it has moved!). lol all the crap while walking there. saw this disgusting couple but i pretend nvr see. ok, not one. i saw many many disgusting couples! hahaha. finally reached macs. i think we're mad. eating macs at 11 plus! ridiculous. felt like the last supper. haha choy! oh btw, i thought i saw jane! but its not her haha.

finished walked to raffles mrt after supper. i think if we stayed longer at macs, we would have missed the last train lol. surprisingly, the mrt still not very empty leh. zzz forgot wad happen on the bus. ohya, jas and geri didnt eat, they left upon reaching macs lol.

finally reached paya lebar. but like got no more bus or what. so in the end i walked home. but i wasnt sleepy at all! guess im already used to not sleeping. reached home at 12 plus. i think its the latest i ever reached home. must break record! haha.

and thats the wonderful friday(:
how i wish everyday's like that. guess have to wait till o's over ):

consider a dirty window. if life seems suddenly dirty and smeared, simply wash the window. and life will sparkle once again. but how to wash the window? nay, how to smash the window? and where to buy fresh glass?
turn from the window and consider this: people are generally good and kind and it is right that they inhabit the earth. of course, some people have venom in thier hearts. but venom is nature's defence mechanism, and who are you to find fault with nature?!

lol so philosophical.

all those pills.





they taste delicious haha.

happy belated birthday to myself!

hehe i won. im the last person to wish myself happy birthday :D

ok, im being very lame.

gosh, hols are over (its over~~). lol nvm.
the point is, i havent done any hw or studying except for that insignificant chinese compre! okay i better list down everything before they start escaping from my brain.

(those in bold means due on mon)

1. court report (i cant rmb a thing except for the loser lawyer)
2. elective reflections (nth to reflect abt)
3. LA botanic garden thingy (i havent even got the photos, do wad shit)
4. LA march hol hw, the essay thingy (not in the mood for writing essays)
5. chem proj (dunno where are all the balls)
6. chem revision qns (havent even study, how to do the qns)
7. study for chem test on mon (wanted to start few days ago but no time)
8. chinese compo on the food (no inspiration)
9. physics revision qns (i know nth abt phys so how to do)
10. study for physics test on mon/wed? (completely hopeless)
11. study for maths A test on mon (dun even know the topic tested)
12. maths B stats proj (hopeless grp members including hitler)

i guess no more le bah. so you see, how to finish 9 tasks by mon?! when the whole of tmr will be gone celebrating bdays, sunday morning taken up by church, sunday afternoon brainwashing. so means left sunday night! and the morning..

AND WHAT AM I DOING HERE?! WASTING MORE TIME?

CIAO! my bella :D

HAHAHAHHAA.

Husband says: "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me". Wife replied: "What makes you think I'd want another man?”

Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer? No? Good!

How can you tell if a lawyer’s lying? His lips are moving.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Funny, I smell carrots too".

A girl went into a doctors office with a Strawberry up her ass, the doctor said I've got some "Cream" For that.

What do you do when your wife's staggering? Shoot her again.

Why does a squirrel swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.

If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless?

What do you call a fish with no eye? FSH!

What is invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

A mouse finds a viagra and eats it. An hour later he's running around the kitchen going "Where's the fucking pussy?"

What's long, hard and full of semen? A submarine.

What is the difference between "light" and "hard"? You can sleep with a light on.

Why is sex like a bridge game? You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

If you had your two balls in my hand, what would I have? Your undivided attention.

You might be a redneck if you think fast food is hitting a deer at 60 miles an hour.

Written on a wall in the men's room: "My wife follows me everywhere.." Written just below it: "I do not."

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend France? Don't know, never been tried.

What is the height of stupidity? I don't know, how tall are you?

What Bill Gates' wife says him when they make love? Bill, you are so MICRO, you are so SOFT.

Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes.

What's the new and politically correct name for Lesbian? Vagitarian.

Why does O. J. Simpson want to move to Alabama? Everyone has the same DNA.

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend? Homeless.

What do you call a funeral where you smell your own flowers? A wedding.

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka.

How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.

What's the range of a bagpipe? Twenty yards if you have a good arm.

How can you tell if a bagpipe is out of tune? Someone is blowing into it.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play? To get away from the sound.

What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? Money.

What do Dr. Spock and Michael Jackson have in common? They both know how to rear a child.

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes - there is no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ...

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice.

i dunno why, but everytime during my birthday, something suay will happen. last year it was the op and this year..

fri went bugis with jean. when i came home, my parents aready home liao. dunno why so early. anw, aiya lazy to explain everything. i had this rashes, super freaky. went to the doc at night. its allergy, but dunno allergic to what. i slept the whole night till the next morning. morning woke up took medicine then slp again till like 1 plus. by that time, my relatives came over liao. cos actually supposed go dinner to celebrate my bday. my room door was locked so nobody came in to disturb me(: hehe. my 2 cousins slipped this paper under the door lol. i'll post it up later. i like slept almost the whole day. cos thats like the only way to distract myself. everyone finished watching the pillow show liao lah! grr. but nvm, my aunty left the vcd here so that i can watch it. how nice(:

went airport for dinner. felt better but the moment i reached home, it was a different story. took med then went to slp. until this morning. didnt go for class but went for church (see im so holy haha). pon brainwashing as well. continued sleeping. basically, its just taking 6 pills a day and slping the rest of the time.

why must i suffer when its my bday? this is so unfair. ):

i didnt even touch my tablet and hp for the past few days. sorry hor, nvr reply sms. haha.

THE MARCH HOLS ARE HERE! :D

nothing to be happy about actually, other than my birthday's coming. hahaha nvm.

no more court visits.
no more elective week.
no more leaving sch at 12.
no more slacking.
no more youtube!

boohoo.

my legs are breaking. im never going to bras basah complex anymore. EIGHTY BALLS OKAY. ppl mst be thinking wads in that stupid looking yellow plastic bag.

ohya i finally created a gamil acc -.- blogger damn asshole lah. keep forcing me to sign up for gmail. WTF.

see lah, i forgot what i wanted to post a few days ago..zzz.